Today as I was driving into Bethesda, I was behind a Kia SUV. It had one of those metal or plastic things around its back license plate. You know, the ones that usually say the dealership the car was bought at, or promote a sport team, or declare a certain school to be an alma mater. Anyway, this one said "I can't sleep" on the top; on the bottom, it said "Clowns will eat me." On the radio antenna, it had a little plastic skull. It added this whole element of bizarreness to my day.
Current song in my head:
"Little Black Backpack" by Stroke 9 (?)