Here’s a tip for you: If you’re having a low self-esteem day, don’t weigh yourself unless you’re absolutely positive you’ve lost weight. Otherwise, it leads to depression, conviction that you’ll die a tragic spinster, and a craving for jellybeans. Mmm, jellybeans. No! Besides, Meghan made Easter cookies. They’re shortbread, and mine is a duck! She frosted it and everything. Very cute. And large.
Me? Random? Never!
Current song in my head:
“Arms Wide Open” by Creed