For your amusement:
An alternative to The Onion.
Stupid pictures of dogs. The commentary for each picture is quite enjoyable.
Read about one of the many qualified candidates who wants to be the mayor of Washington, D.C.
And if none of that works, try to imagine the reactions of my co-workers if I decided to listen to Bon Jovi's One Wild Night album while writing the news. Heh.
Current song in my head:
"One Wild Night" by Bon Jovi