Dear Brian,
Congratulations on the sweep of the Devil Rays! It's good to see the team starting to play well again.
I am concerned about one thing. I read the story in yesterday's Washington Post and saw Jay Gibbons's quote that you guys are going to be allowed to have facial hair if you win four games in a row. This concerns me, because you have a tendency to grow facial hair during the offseason, and even had that soul patch earlier this season.
Don't do it, Brian. Facial hair only works for a very few men, and you're not one of them. Please resist the temptation to cover your face with hair. It just looks silly. And I know I'm not alone in thinking this. Seriously, it's a bad look. Don't do it.
Kisses,
Barb