Barb's Burblings

I think the stars are broken

My horoscope from yesterday's paper:

Scorpio

You're attractive--maybe too attractive. Someone's all-encompassing love is overwhelming. The more independence you exert, the more someone chases you. Rush toward this person and you'll get the space you need.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, I read this last night and am still laughing. Oh yes, that's my problem--I'm too attractive! I'm being chased by someone who's overwhelmingly in love with me! Yes yes, this is my life to a "t." It's like the horoscope writer knows me.