Friday night scene
Posted on Friday, November 6th, 2009 at 10:27 pmSetting: Grocery store. I’m at the register, swiping my membership card.
/swipe/ Machine: Error.
/swipe/ Machine: Error.
/swipe/ Machine: Error.
Me: The machine’s not taking the card.
Clerk: This is a Giant card.
Me /thinking/: …Aren’t I at a Giant?
Me /out loud/: Right! This is Safeway!
Clerk and buddy: /laughter/
Thought process? Nonexistent. This is why I’m not trying to do anything that requires actual brainpower tonight.