Pem’s plan
Posted on Monday, December 21st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
What? I would NEVER cause trouble!
I wrapped Christmas presents the other day and put them into the second bedroom, mostly so I could make sure Pem wouldn’t be around them without supervision. And I was impressed, because it took her a couple of days before she took an active interest in them. (How could she not? All that paper to be chewed!) And it was only just now that I realized her plan–a slight modification of her evil morning plan to wake me up.
Step 1. Do something that will definitely annoy Mommy (e.g., get into bag of presents, play on nightstand).
Step 2. Keep doing this until Mommy takes notice.
Step 3. Once Mommy’s attention has been gained, continue until Mommy stops whatever else she’s doing (sleeping, working on computer) and focuses solely on me.
Step 4. Lure Mommy into petting me, etc.
Step 5. Run into other room.
Step 6. Run back to where Mommy is, repeating all steps as necessary until Mommy realizes that it’s feeding time.
Step 7. If running back and forth doesn’t work, sit on her and meow until food is given.